Code Words
Try this: from now on, when you read mainstream articles or hear mainstream news, replace certain words with our code words. I'll bet it'll give you a much more honest and refreshing view of what they are actually saying. Take articles, copy and paste them to your own word document and hit "find and replace." It should be funny if nothing else.
George Bush = Total Disgrace or Dumb Ass (thats TD or DA)
John McCain = Horse's Ass
Barack Obama = Long Legged Pimp
Dick Cheney = Darth morass
Hillary Clinton = Scary Spice
Ben Bernanke = Helicopter Dumbass
Hank Paulson = Crackhead
Free Trade = Slavery
(Secretary of) Defense = Offense
Terrorists = Martians
Iran = Key West
Iraq = The Money Pit
Global Warming = HAARP Machine (look it up if you don't know what it is)
Patriot Act = Nazi Act
Al Qaeda = the fools (anyone stupid enough to strap a bomb to themself must be mental)
CIA = the money (oil, defense contracts, illegal drugs, etc...)